the randomness of me.

-My improved blog woot:

I know it doesn't look like much, but I literally spent hours working on this site's html. The reasons for this are a) I know nothing about html and b) I had so much random crap in my html that it was impossible to tell what was what. I had no idea why there was a large gap in all of my posts. I assumed it had something to do with Google Ads. After hours of searching, I finally realized I had to "expand widgets," whatever that means, and then I saw the Google Ads html! Then it took another hour to properly take it out. Needless to say, not touching this site for a while. Well, maybe. Messing with html is highly addicting and I might just have an addictive personality because I couldn't stop until I got it right. Or maybe sitting and staring at a screen full of html was just better than all the other work I had to do.

-My hi, I'm stupid horrible story of the day:

This afternoon when I was leaving my apartment, I went down the back stairwell so I could grab the mail on the way out. I was texting on my phone as I walked down the stairs and accidentally went down one level too far. I had no idea I was on the basement level and opened the door that was supposed to lead to the main hallway of my building. Um, no. I definitely opened the door that led into someone's apartment bedroom. A little dog started running toward me as I yelled "oh my god, wtf am I doing" and quickly shut the door. Oops. Now my questions are these. Why would you leave your apartment door unlocked, especially when you have a cute little dog? And also, is it bad of me if I want to go play with this dog during the day now that I know a cute little dog lives downstairs in an unlocked apartment?

-My reason of the day for why I'm psyched:

My sister and her fiancee move here exactly one week from tomorrow. OMG excited. They are moving into a beautiful apartment exactly 2 miles from me. Apartment has pool. I work from home. It's summer. Hi. Beth, please call me to discuss. Kidding (kind of), I'm just completely soo happy that they're going to be living in the same city as me, even if it is only for 3 months. It's going to be amazing.

-My future predictions for my life:

I get myself into messy, awkward situations a lot. Not sure how. Not sure why. But I haven't gotten into one in a while, so looks like it's about time. Sweet.

-My, because I know you're looking for one more thing of mine to read, post:

You've probably noticed I don't talk about my relationships too much on this blog. Mmm that's either because they are sometimes non-existent or because, like I said above, I'm a huge mess. And I've recently realized that pretty much all my writing on the Internet is connected in some way and probs tons of strangers know my deepest secrets. But then, if I really cared about that, I wouldn't be a writer, correct? So yeah, learning to let go and share yourself with the world is something I'm learning needs to be done if I want to be a successful writer. Of course, I could write fiction, but ehhh no, I probably couldn't.

So right, where am I going with this? If you want to check out my dating and relationship blog, please do. You can find it on my fabulous boss, April's, website. Right here. I hope that you will enjoy it and maybe even leave me lots of comments. And maybe even tell your friends. And maybe even visit often because I promise I'm trying to make it more exciting.

I know, I'm totally ridiculous. I'll have to post a "shameless self-promotion" post soon because I have lots of stuff I'm working on. Out of control. But you love me. Right? Right? Please say yes.

*Update: Peter is right (he's not just "dopey")...the comment feature seems to be missing. I will look into this!