Last Saturday my friends and I spent the day at Crane Beach. What a nice beach with far fewer sketchy people than I’m used to. Oh wait, that’s because I went to College at UNH and spent my beach time on Hampton Beach. I know, I know, honestly, I didn’t spend that much time there. But it was a beach, it was free, and the people watching opportunities were absolutely priceless.
Really though, they had a pretty sweet sand castle sculpture contest each year that I enjoyed checking out. I also admit I spent some romantic evenings on Hampton Beach; but you know, that’s when you’re so deep in love you don’t even notice or care about the complete sketchiness occurring around you. This is also because, instead of crowding the beach in the evening, the lovely Hamptoners would hover on “the strip,” which refers to the road between the beach and skeevy shops and clubs, where obnoxious men and hoochie mommas cruise down the road in their muscle cars, beats jamming, wife beaters looking hot. Worst thing in the world. Hampton Beach is the epitome of New Hampshire and everything I despise about it. Lake Winnipesaukee, yes, fine. Hampton, not OK.
Crane Beach on the other hand, has a $22 parking fee. And parking attendants assisting you to make sure you park correctly. The conclusion has been reached that fees and cover charges generally (I’m saying generally) keep sketch ball trashiness out. This goes for bars, clubs, and beaches. This kind of sucks because it means that in order to have a decent time without feeling violated, you must dish out tons of dough. Well worth it though. Crane Beach was mainly occupied by families, and nice families at that. Kids that were actually extremely well-behaved; I’m soo not used to that. I actually saw children that made me smile. Seriously hasn’t been happening lately.
If it wasn’t for the the 400 lb. woman who was all over her 100 lb., blindingly pale, teeth missing, 1980 see-through bathing suit boyfriend, I would have almost felt gypped of my people watching at the beach experience. Luckily, this couple brought a little Hampton Beach right back to my home state. It just felt so right.
Side note: Sun protection is sooo in this year. Practically every little child we saw, was completely covered in long sleeve shirts and some even in pants. Go safety. Speaking of, ladies, if you’re in the market for some swimwear for the last month of summer, check out Wholesome Wear for the latest fashions. Hawwwt. Seriously. WTF.