Your anonymous contributor is, sadly, correct to note that many an unoriginal grifter is borrowing from Mr. Strauss and his seminal expose on the self-described ‘seduction community’. There’s also the oft-recycled offerings of Tucker Max.

Still, I maintain that most ladies-about-town prefer something original and borderline-creepy (i.e. bubble wrap) to something as cliched and tired as ‘Where are you from?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, ‘Come here often?’. I like to open, for example, with an intense and didactic diatribe on what makes an ideal pair of breasts. It’s not size, mind you.